Wise Words

dah bbrapa ari ku x update...smpai kwnku yg seorg itu sudah bsing2...
bzla...hahaha
sbnrnya, i've nothing intersting to tell...life's been really vanilla lately
still, i have a few thoughts (that I got from my friends and kept for years) to share

• artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
• a person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person
• bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
• men are from earth, women are from earth...deal with it
• no man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
• opportunities always look bigger going than coming
• junk is something you've kept for years and throw away 3 weeks before you need it
• there is always one more imbecile than you counted on
• experience is a wonderful thing..it enables you to recognise a mistake when you do it again
• there comes a time when you should stop expecting people to make a big deal about your birthday..that time is age 11
• the 1 thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic backgrounds..we ALL believe that we are above average drivers
• thought of the day : never be afraid to try something new..remember that a lone amateur built the Ark, a large group of professionals built the Titanic

that's all for the time being

~~aLEEa~~